Tjaard Ellefsen

krocatoo:

meekofitz:

irimonster:

helioscentrifuge:

robbiethewabbit:

double the danger

dANGER DONGS
aka the name of my new band

….do people like email these ladies links to these things just to troll or do they literally search for them. I mean- 
DANGER DONGS

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME

SWEET FUCK

krocatoo:

meekofitz:

irimonster:

helioscentrifuge:

robbiethewabbit:

double the danger

dANGER DONGS

aka the name of my new band

….do people like email these ladies links to these things just to troll or do they literally search for them. I mean- 

DANGER DONGS

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME

SWEET FUCK

(Source: sutekandy)

llbwwb:

Round 1…FIGHT!!! - Albino and Brown White-tailed Deer (by Matthew Crowley Photography)

llbwwb:

Round 1…FIGHT!!! - Albino and Brown White-tailed Deer (by Matthew Crowley Photography)

(via animaldeath)

suicidaltimes:

serenitised:

fallenintohell:

“approximately one million people worldwide die by suicide each year.this corresponds to one death by suicide every 40 seconds.or about 3,000 deaths by suicide daily.”

Everyone reblog this please

stop this makes me so sad because once it hits 0 that means yeah I’m alive, but someone else isn’t.

suicidaltimes:

serenitised:

fallenintohell:

“approximately one million people worldwide die by suicide each year.
this corresponds to one death by suicide every 40 seconds.
or about 3,000 deaths by suicide daily.”

Everyone reblog this please

stop this makes me so sad because once it hits 0 that means yeah I’m alive, but someone else isn’t.

(via prettymoongirl)

Tag(s): #suicide

(Source: gloriousbacon, via milesjai)

highmiranda:

why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so

(via oxprettyhatemachinexo)

skoothsmin:

nogoodturkey:

i have spent way too much time lurking through the scarier parts of the internet and i’ve discovered a horrible website with the funniest descriptions of sex toys that i have ever seen

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that’s a good question

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struck by a thunder oh my god

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HOW DOES THIS EVEN QUALIFY AS A SEX TOY

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um

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well then

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I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WHAT THE FUCK

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i don’t even need to say anything else

Why would you not provide the link to this website?

sharonosbourne:

don’t you dare try and tell me that heaven doesn’t exist

sharonosbourne:

don’t you dare try and tell me that heaven doesn’t exist

(Source: televandalist, via animaldeath)

sundaymornincomindown:

u kiddin me

(via rune-midgarts)

expertcosmotips:

what men want

expertcosmotips:

what men want

(Source: gh-05-t)

indigirl94:

catbountry:

rooshoes:

This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an apartment fire.  
Around 10-15% of dark-skinned burn victims who receive skin grafts will never fully recover their complexion.

So beautiful.

uhh, sorry to tell you guys this, but this isn’t a picture of a burn victim, it’s a picture of a horse dildo from Bad Dragon.com XD look for yourself if you don’t believe me

indigirl94:

catbountry:

rooshoes:

This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an apartment fire.  

Around 10-15% of dark-skinned burn victims who receive skin grafts will never fully recover their complexion.

So beautiful.

uhh, sorry to tell you guys this, but this isn’t a picture of a burn victim, it’s a picture of a horse dildo from Bad Dragon.com XD look for yourself if you don’t believe me

(via daxe)

blogwell:

collegehumor:

8 Animal-Based Sex Positions Other Than Doggy Style [Click for more]

Animal sex is horrifying.

These are like one tentacle away from being japanese horror porn.

(via expertcosmotips)

dicksplit:

“top or bottom?”

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(via mantrabent)

— Clive Barker  (via diveinme)

(Source: rabbitinthemoon, via animaldeath)


snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

(via oxprettyhatemachinexo)

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