May 2012
50 posts
what's the definition of trust?
two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
omg
thats the most beautiful thing ive ever read
cosmo tip #249
when hes having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.
sex for pleasure who even does that????
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oh my god my blog is disgusting
You just realized this. Really.
well sometimes i sort of register it but i never actually went back and looked through it all in one go.
so….yes i just realized this.
F, G, Q, W
F. Favorite song: soldier on (i bet you were expecting something sexual!)
G. Grossest memory: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. i suppose the man i met the night i spent in jail…
Q. Question your asked the most: “do you have a condom?”
W. Worst habit: pet names
oh my god my blog is disgusting
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what is your opinion on thongs
hmmmmm i think it depends on the ass of the wearer. but personally i prefer nothing at all
Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT
