Tjaard Ellefsen
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October 2012

51 posts

Sep 30, 2012108 notes
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Sep 30, 20127,828 notes
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Sep 30, 2012
#i'm not attractive #t

September 2012

68 posts

Sep 30, 201247,617 notes
#sexy #brb #t
Sep 30, 2012289,215 notes
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Sep 29, 201262 notes
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Sep 29, 20121,484 notes
#nsfw #submission #t
Sep 28, 20125,286 notes
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Sep 28, 201225,099 notes
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Sep 28, 2012198,870 notes
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Sep 28, 2012219,308 notes
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Sep 27, 20128,223 notes
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Sep 26, 2012366 notes
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Sep 26, 201245,177 notes
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Sep 25, 201254,113 notes
#masturbation #self pleasure #t
Sep 24, 2012299 notes
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Sep 24, 2012231,672 notes
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Sep 23, 2012115,702 notes
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Sep 22, 201232 notes
#porn #t
Sep 21, 20128,667 notes
#GLITTER DICKS #nsfw #boy parts #t
Sep 21, 20121,555 notes
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Sep 20, 2012230 notes
#gore #blood #t
Sep 20, 20121,139 notes
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Sep 20, 201225,937 notes
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Sep 20, 2012115,971 notes
Sep 20, 20121,166 notes
Sep 20, 2012308 notes
Sep 20, 2012782 notes
#can i get this
Sep 18, 2012139,985 notes
Penis Give-Away!

phantomdoodler:

18+

Or with parents’ permission!

Read More

Sep 18, 201263 notes
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Sep 17, 201266 notes
Sep 17, 20121,113 notes
#nsfw
Sep 16, 201267,727 notes
#this is why we're friends
cosmo tip #416

expertcosmotips:

get a picture of your boobs tattooed onto your vagina

Sep 15, 2012359 notes
#or get a tattoo of your vagina tattooed onto your vagina #t
Sep 15, 2012131,549 notes

laughinggaschamber:

Things that make me fall asleep really fast.

  • when someone hums quietly.
  • when my hair gets played with.
  • when someone whispers a story to me.
  • when someone traces my skin.
  • chloroform. 
Sep 15, 2012143,053 notes
#t
Sep 15, 20122,825 notes
Sep 15, 201210,908 notes
Tjaard.

tjaard:

aazraelz:

tjaard:

aazraelz:

tjaard:

aazraelz:

tjaard:

aazraelz:

tjaard:

aazraelz:

Why?

reasons…………………………………..

What reasons exactly?

oh i don’t really know i just decided i would

Did I ever tell you I have a thing for nipple piercings? 

;> oh i’ll be sure to leave it in, then

Oh joy.

heheheheh i’ll be happy to show you later

i’ll look foreward to it.

i’m sure you will, dearest

Sep 15, 201214 notes
#take over hiding dildos?????? #that sounds fun go right ahead #t
Tjaard.

tjaard:

aazraelz:

tjaard:

aazraelz:

tjaard:

aazraelz:

tjaard:

aazraelz:

tjaard:

aazraelz:

Why?

reasons…………………………………..

What reasons exactly?

oh i don’t really know i just decided i would

Did I ever tell you I have a thing for nipple piercings? 

;> oh i’ll be sure to leave it in, then

Oh joy.

heheheheh i’ll be happy to show you later

i’ll look foreward to it.

i’m sure you will, dearest

Sep 15, 201214 notes
#but that takes time that could be spent hiding dildos #t
Tjaard.

aazraelz:

tjaard:

aazraelz:

tjaard:

aazraelz:

tjaard:

aazraelz:

tjaard:

aazraelz:

Why?

reasons…………………………………..

What reasons exactly?

oh i don’t really know i just decided i would

Did I ever tell you I have a thing for nipple piercings? 

;> oh i’ll be sure to leave it in, then

Oh joy.

heheheheh i’ll be happy to show you later

i’ll look foreward to it.

i’m sure you will, dearest

Sep 15, 201214 notes
#i....don't...????????????? #they heal fine on their own??????. so #i don't ??? #why is this different #t
Tjaard.

aazraelz:

tjaard:

aazraelz:

tjaard:

aazraelz:

tjaard:

aazraelz:

Why?

reasons…………………………………..

What reasons exactly?

oh i don’t really know i just decided i would

Did I ever tell you I have a thing for nipple piercings? 

;> oh i’ll be sure to leave it in, then

Oh joy.

heheheheh i’ll be happy to show you later

Sep 15, 201214 notes
#but why???? #wouldn't it be the same as any other wound???? #t
Tjaard.

aazraelz:

tjaard:

aazraelz:

tjaard:

aazraelz:

Why?

reasons…………………………………..

What reasons exactly?

oh i don’t really know i just decided i would

Did I ever tell you I have a thing for nipple piercings? 

;> oh i’ll be sure to leave it in, then

Sep 15, 201214 notes
#do i have to take care of it even though i took it out???? #t
Tjaard.

aazraelz:

tjaard:

aazraelz:

Why?

reasons…………………………………..

What reasons exactly?

oh i don’t really know i just decided i would

Sep 15, 201214 notes
#i don't have a real reason #i took it out though it looked awful #t
Tjaard.

aazraelz:

Why?

reasons…………………………………..

Sep 15, 201214 notes
#i don't know???????????????. i just....... #did #????? #t
Sep 13, 20121,200 notes
cosmo tip #400

expertcosmotips:

if he runs out of condoms just use plastic wrap

Sep 10, 2012594 notes
#saves you a trip to the store #it works even better so just stop buying condoms altogether #if it gets stuck inside you it will just dissolve so you don't have to worry about fishing it out #t
cosmo tip #399

expertcosmotips:

deathfungus:

expertcosmotips:

expertcosmotips:

mustard on a special day: why not

was this not funny enough? the joke is mustard during sex ok like imagine mustard all over a penis.. you’re welcome

only if you use spicy mustard and put it in a hotdog bun

part of a nutritious breakfast

who the fuck eats hot dogs for breakfast you fucking freak

Sep 9, 2012741 notes
#t
Sep 9, 201231,594 notes
#azrael and i in our natural habitats
Sep 9, 201212,029 notes
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