Tjaard Ellefsen

krocatoo: meekofitz: irimonster: helioscentrifuge: robbiethew...

Sat, 11 May 2013 01:02:13 -0400

meekofitz:

irimonster:

helioscentrifuge:

robbiethewabbit:

double the danger

dANGER DONGS

aka the name of my new band

….do people like email these ladies links to these things just to troll or do they literally search for them. I mean-

DANGER DONGS

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME

SWEET FUCK

llbwwb: Round 1…FIGHT!!! - Albino and Brown White-tailed Deer...

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:00:23 -0400

llbwwb:

Round 1…FIGHT!!! - Albino and Brown White-tailed Deer (by Matthew Crowley Photography)

suicidaltimes: serenitised: fallenintohell: “approximately...

Thu, 02 May 2013 01:53:10 -0400

suicidaltimes:

serenitised:

fallenintohell:

“approximately one million people worldwide die by suicide each year.
this corresponds to one death by suicide every 40 seconds.
or about 3,000 deaths by suicide daily.”

Everyone reblog this please

stop this makes me so sad because once it hits 0 that means yeah I’m alive, but someone else isn’t.

Photo

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:03:02 -0400

highmiranda: why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:57:28 -0400

highmiranda:

why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so

skoothsmin: nogoodturkey: i have spent way too much time lurking through the scarier parts of the...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 18:00:13 -0400

skoothsmin:

nogoodturkey:

i have spent way too much time lurking through the scarier parts of the internet and i’ve discovered a horrible website with the funniest descriptions of sex toys that i have ever seen

that’s a good question

struck by a thunder oh my god

HOW DOES THIS EVEN QUALIFY AS A SEX TOY

um

well then

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WHAT THE FUCK

i don’t even need to say anything else

Why would you not provide the link to this website?

sharonosbourne: don’t you dare try and tell me that heaven...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 16:31:18 -0400

sharonosbourne:

don’t you dare try and tell me that heaven doesn’t exist

sundaymornincomindown: u kiddin me

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 01:31:04 -0400

sundaymornincomindown:

u kiddin me

expertcosmotips: what men want

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 01:11:07 -0400

expertcosmotips:

what men want

indigirl94: catbountry: rooshoes: This is a photo of an...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 20:23:33 -0400

indigirl94:

catbountry:

rooshoes:

This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an apartment fire.

Around 10-15% of dark-skinned burn victims who receive skin grafts will never fully recover their complexion.

So beautiful.

uhh, sorry to tell you guys this, but this isn’t a picture of a burn victim, it’s a picture of a horse dildo from Bad Dragon.com XD look for yourself if you don’t believe me

blogwell: collegehumor: 8 Animal-Based Sex Positions Other...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 15:57:57 -0400

blogwell:

collegehumor:

8 Animal-Based Sex Positions Other Than Doggy Style [Click for more]

Animal sex is horrifying.

These are like one tentacle away from being japanese horror porn.

dicksplit: “top or bottom?”

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 15:10:56 -0400

dicksplit:

“top or bottom?”

"You cut up a thing that’s alive and beautiful to find out how it’s alive and why it’s beautiful, and..."

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 13:53:08 -0400

“You cut up a thing that’s alive and beautiful to find out how it’s alive and why it’s beautiful, and before you know it, it’s neither of those things, and you’re standing there with blood on your face and tears in your sight and only the terrible ache of guilt to show for it.”

- Clive Barker (via diveinme)

snazziest: I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 15:01:45 -0400

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

you remind….me……..of………..my...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 01:08:05 -0400

you remind….me……..of………..my stepdad………………………….screams

fuck you family guy

shows i’m not watching

ever

again

i’m going……..somewhere away from tv

isabella-luna: shwagerr: d4untles-s: extr4ordinary: o-riginia...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 18:01:17 -0400

isabella-luna:

shwagerr:

d4untles-s:

extr4ordinary:

o-riginiall:

qlacier:

qirls:

hunqrystfu:

cant stop crying

Everyone needs to reblog this, this is so amazing.

im legit sobbing right now

This is the stuff that needs 47537476243 notes.

im crying so hard this is perfect

I am in tears omg

I will reblog this every time I see it

Everyone needs to watch this.

bella-ful: My dildo finally came in the mail

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 16:00:11 -0400

bella-ful:

My dildo finally came in the mail

Photo

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 06:00:47 -0400

blakeliversage: sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 22:41:32 -0400

blakeliversage:

sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you

zazzle-poetry: buy here

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 01:52:41 -0400

zazzle-poetry:

buy here